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PostSubject: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSat 08 May 2010, 22:49

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSat 08 May 2010, 23:04

And a big welcome from me also. Welcome to Slartibartfast 894309

Dont be misled by my sailors atire, I am just a fraud.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSat 08 May 2010, 23:11

Oh pugsy and I was so taken in by your decals and embellishments.....

Now I am all undone! Welcome to Slartibartfast 992860

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSat 08 May 2010, 23:18

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Oh pugsy and I was so taken in by your decals and embellishments.....

Now I am all undone! Welcome to Slartibartfast 992860

Yer wot??????? Wots that in english?? Welcome to Slartibartfast 625146
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 01:30

Welcome Slarti it's good to see you here on this happy Forum Welcome to Slartibartfast 894309
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 10:43

Hello and welcome Slarti, notice your on the other forum as well, its great over here, not just informative, but fun as well. The forum has been running nearly 9 months, my how time flies, member numbers are increasing with a good percentage taking part once registered. Look forward to your posts Welcome to Slartibartfast 608519
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 11:39

Hi all, thanks for letting me in and thanks for the nice welcome Welcome to Slartibartfast 894309

What the hell is that guys problem on that other forum - parcelforum ??
Never mind going abroad to teach - he wants to go to an attitude college Welcome to Slartibartfast 377819
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 11:40

That's why many of us are here slarti. He was the inspiration for this forum, so we have something to be grateful for I suppose! Welcome to Slartibartfast 625146

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 11:42

Is it true that he got banned for drink driving AND was claiming sick pay from Hermes at the same time??
If so, he has chosen the wrong person to wind up on a Sunday morning
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 11:44

Lottie wrote:
That's why many of us are here slarti. He was the inspiration for this forum, so we have something to be grateful for I suppose! Welcome to Slartibartfast 625146

Hi ya' Lottie Welcome to Slartibartfast 329763
I can see why this forum is preferable now, nice layout Very Happy

Inspiration?? Crucifiction ?? - Oh I see lol
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 11:46

captain pugwash wrote:
And a big welcome from me also. Welcome to Slartibartfast 894309

Dont be misled by my sailors atire, I am just a fraud.

Thank you captain, love the avatar - can I get one??#

What's the maximum size please and I see flash is enabled here so does that mean that I can use an animated avatar ??
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 11:47

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Is it true that he got banned for drink driving AND was claiming sick pay from Hermes at the same time??
If so, he has chosen the wrong person to wind up on a Sunday morning

It's true. Welcome to Slartibartfast 287173

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 11:47

Hello Slartibartfast welcome to the forum of humour!

You have to do as you are told over on PF with no opinion of your own! And if you did have something to be proud off, then Mr Budd would have to have first Kuedos! Welcome to Slartibartfast 72524
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 11:48

Yes slarti, animated avatars do work on here, as does Flash. Welcome to Slartibartfast 894309

Webtrekker's very good at gifs and things, as well as trussing up sea slugs in naval costumes Welcome to Slartibartfast 860251

Hey slarti, your posts were a bit close to the wall sometimes, did you get the dreaded RED CARD?


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captain pugwash wrote:
And a big welcome from me also. Welcome to Slartibartfast 894309

Dont be misled by my sailors atire, I am just a fraud.

Thank you captain, love the avatar - can I get one??#

What's the maximum size please and I see flash is enabled here so does that mean that I can use an animated avatar ??

as long as its not a bull! The cow would be most mortified! Welcome to Slartibartfast 72524 Welcome to Slartibartfast 72524 Welcome to Slartibartfast 72524 Welcome to Slartibartfast 72524
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 12:09

Lottie wrote:
Yes slarti, animated avatars do work on here, as does Flash. Welcome to Slartibartfast 894309

Webtrekker's very good at gifs and things, as well as trussing up sea slugs in naval costumes Welcome to Slartibartfast 860251

Hey slarti, your posts were a bit close to the wall sometimes, did you get the dreaded RED CARD?

If you mean banned lottie - No.
I have sent a PM to Skytower as i am a bit disturbed by that Mod's attitude - is he stuck up his own ass ?

ooo goodie, goodie - orf to pick out an avatar Welcome to Slartibartfast 601271
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 12:11

No, didn't mean banned - Buddy gives out red cards when you're naughty I think you have to get 3 to be banned, unless you're special like me - I didn't get any Welcome to Slartibartfast 860251

I tried emailing slytower, but I didn't get a reply.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 12:11

So if this IS true (a Hermes driver banned for drink driving whilst claiming sick pay from the company for a 'car accident') I take it that it is now in the public domain and the information can be used on monday morning in a telephone call ???
My FM is very ameniable Welcome to Slartibartfast 223726
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 12:12

So I take it that you lot are the 'under-educated' ???
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 12:14

I would imagine Herpes already know as it happened a while back. Companies do checks on their drivers to ensure licenses are up-to-date and if you can't produce one then they are bound to be suspicious.

I for one am not a whistle-blower.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 12:17

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So I take it that you lot are the 'under-educated' ???

Yes, but at least I can teach abroad legitimately as I have more than a diploma in advanced knot-tying to my name Welcome to Slartibartfast 667378
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 12:20

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I would imagine Herpes already know as it happened a while back. Companies do checks on their drivers to ensure licenses are up-to-date and if you can't produce one then they are bound to be suspicious.

I for one am not a whistle-blower.

I am if a stuck up &^%$er treats me like that !!!
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I'm a believer in the ole "what goes around...." etc!! I'd lose too much sleep otherwise Welcome to Slartibartfast 469846

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 13:16

I heard he got breathalised at work once, as some of his solus drops complained his breath stank like a pubs pisshole.
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Ah, but according to what he told us seafarin' chaps on the shipping forum, it was only his aramist!!
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I heard he also got caught drinking some wine with one of the ladies from the hornchurch sub, and her FM walked in on them. Welcome to Slartibartfast 252175
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 13:32

Slarti, what have you been up to on Facebook? Madders seems very cross with you.
I'm not mad about facebook, I find it confusing, so help me out here! PM me if you'd rather not say publicly.

If it's any consolation, she might not have heard of Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I was brought up on it like many of us over forties, so SlartiBF isn't such an obscure name as she is trying to make out.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 13:35

Lottie wrote:
Slarti, what have you been up to on Facebook? Madders seems very cross with you.
I'm not mad about facebook, I find it confusing, so help me out here! PM me if you'd rather not say publicly.

If it's any consolation, she might not have heard of Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I was brought up on it like many of us over forties, so SlartiBF isn't such an obscure name as she is trying to make out.

Should be called twofaced book if she is on it. Welcome to Slartibartfast 860251
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 14:13

Lottie wrote:
Slarti, what have you been up to on Facebook? Madders seems very cross with you.
I'm not mad about facebook, I find it confusing, so help me out here! PM me if you'd rather not say publicly.

If it's any consolation, she might not have heard of Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I was brought up on it like many of us over forties, so SlartiBF isn't such an obscure name as she is trying to make out.

There is a group (off the top of my head) that I joined a while back - Herpes something......

Maybe it's that she is on about.
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to Slartibartfast   Welcome to Slartibartfast Icon_minitimeSun 09 May 2010, 14:17

Hermes Couriers?

There's a link on there to this site. Might be how you found us.

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